Baskets Gifts

Raffia Mafia - "Vinny, there's some nice baskets comin' in through Queens."

Gary turns 40.

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

Dog Basket - I consent to petting.

My therapist says I should take up basket making as a pastime!

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

Puppy.

'Look at you. You're a basket case.'

"Something about this proposed merger with Wickery Basket Company makes me nervous."

'So tell me, what is it about your life that isn't making sense to you.'

"I put all my eggs in different basket, like you said."

"My advice is: don't put all your eggs in one basket."

"No cause for alarm Luv, that's my basket sales!"

Baskets 'N Booze

"The baskets help me tidy up."

Dog in basket

"You've got to stop bringing your work home."

Poor Easter Bunny with sign: 'Put all my eggs in one basket'.

I brought food!

'The Raffia Mafia.'

"Oh great, Mister-I-can't-ever-catch-anything-that's-actually-alive is coming over to take it out on us again."

"I'm always suspicious of empty wastebaskets."

'Could you put that stuff in the largest basket? . . . It's for my boss.'

'I've lost my basket...'

"How wonderful - I've been looking for an artisan shopping basket for ages."

"Meet your maker Sat 11-12"

'Slow down George, I don't like the way that idiot is weaving all over the road.' (A guy on the road weaving a basket).

He was such a do-it-yourself kind of guy. RIP. Nails.

"Every Easter I become a basket case."

Maid

'For his funeral he said he wanted to have an open fruit basket.'

'Is there something I can help you with, Sir?'

'I was just trying to coast through college and now I'm stuck with this multi-million dollar headache.'