Artisan Basket Lover Gifts

"How wonderful - I've been looking for an artisan shopping basket for ages."

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

Dog Basket - I consent to petting.

My therapist says I should take up basket making as a pastime!

Puppy.

"Ooh, another unsuspecting victim."

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

"I've just got this thing about hanging baskets"

"Something about this proposed merger with Wickery Basket Company makes me nervous."

"I put all my eggs in different basket, like you said."

Cheesemaker

Raffia Mafia - "Vinny, there's some nice baskets comin' in through Queens."

"No cause for alarm Luv, that's my basket sales!"

Artisanal Everything, Inc,

Baskets 'N Booze

"The baskets help me tidy up."

Dog in basket

Poor Easter Bunny with sign: 'Put all my eggs in one basket'.

"You've got to stop bringing your work home."

"Oh great, Mister-I-can't-ever-catch-anything-that's-actually-alive is coming over to take it out on us again."

9 items or less at the gates of heaven

'The Raffia Mafia.'

'Could you put that stuff in the largest basket? . . . It's for my boss.'

I can't find the artisanal Pop-Tarts.

'I've lost my basket...'

'Where did those seeds you planted get to?'

"Every Easter I become a basket case."

Maid

Santa's Workshop: Elves' Artisan Co-Op

'For his funeral he said he wanted to have an open fruit basket.'

'Is there something I can help you with, Sir?'

'I was just trying to coast through college and now I'm stuck with this multi-million dollar headache.'