Gift Basket Enthusiast Gifts

Baskets 'N Booze

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

CEO.

"Ooh, another unsuspecting victim."

"I think you've overfed the plant!"

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

"Read the card! Read the card!"

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

"I've just got this thing about hanging baskets"

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

So what else did you get for your birthday?

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

'Where are you, Mrs. Harris? I have another delivery for you.'

'You're kidding? Your birthday wasn't REALLY six weeks ago was it, darling?'

'It's my stool sample.'

"Honey - this is soooo special!"

'Just what I wanted. Not!'

"Sorry I'm late. Argos was a nightmare."

'You remembered our anniversary!'

Father Goldfish: 'One day Son, this will all be yours.'

"The baskets help me tidy up."

I think the real question is, why do I feel I have to give out toys? Can't people like me just for me?

'Yes, son, it's the thought that counts. But I've found it helps if it's an expensive thought.'

"The new year is an excellent time to celebrate new beginnings by exchanging gifts with those you love."

"It's a gift for the tooth fairy so I used dental floss instead of ribbon."

'I hope you like it -- it's a stimulus package.'

Mr James

Holiday Shopping

Gracie cuts the bottom branches off the Christmas tree to make room for presents.