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"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

CEO.

"I think you've overfed the plant!"

"Ooh, another unsuspecting victim."

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

The Re-Giving Tree

"Read the card! Read the card!"

"I've just got this thing about hanging baskets"

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

Christmas Dwarves

So what else did you get for your birthday?

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

'It's my stool sample.'

"Honey - this is soooo special!"

'You're kidding? Your birthday wasn't REALLY six weeks ago was it, darling?'

'Just what I wanted. Not!'

'Where are you, Mrs. Harris? I have another delivery for you.'

"Sorry I'm late. Argos was a nightmare."

'Eric, who gave me a handmade bookmark for Christmas, gets a 62 percent on the midterm. Ann gave me a mug. She gets a 71. Gina gave me a weekend for two in Vienna. She scored a 98!'

Father Goldfish: 'One day Son, this will all be yours.'

'You remembered our anniversary!'

"The baskets help me tidy up."

I think the real question is, why do I feel I have to give out toys? Can't people like me just for me?

"The new year is an excellent time to celebrate new beginnings by exchanging gifts with those you love."

'I hope you like it -- it's a stimulus package.'

'Yes, son, it's the thought that counts. But I've found it helps if it's an expensive thought.'

"It's a gift for the tooth fairy so I used dental floss instead of ribbon."

'Wow! A spare head! Thank you!'

"And don't forget to stop by our gift shop on your way out."

Mr James