Hanging Basket Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I've just got this thing about hanging baskets"

Dog Basket - I consent to petting.

My therapist says I should take up basket making as a pastime!

Puppy.

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

"Ooh, another unsuspecting victim."

'He's got a good attitude, and he's tall. But he's got to get into the weight room.'

"Something about this proposed merger with Wickery Basket Company makes me nervous."

'This is Adventure Capital! You want Venture Capital two doors down.'

"I put all my eggs in different basket, like you said."

'So you're the referee who had the courage to call a Technical Foul on Bobby Knight.'

This looks unusual, but these things have a mind of their own.

'OK. Sometimes, after games, when I'm all alone? I... I like to dress up in a NBA uniform.'

"No cause for alarm Luv, that's my basket sales!"

Dog in basket

"The baskets help me tidy up."

Baskets 'N Booze

An astronaut finds an abandoned shopping cart on the moon

"You've got to stop bringing your work home."

"It's only a midlife crisis if you survive."

Poor Easter Bunny with sign: 'Put all my eggs in one basket'.

'The Raffia Mafia.'

9 items or less at the gates of heaven

"Oh great, Mister-I-can't-ever-catch-anything-that's-actually-alive is coming over to take it out on us again."

'Competition in supermarket to win a trolley with all the wheels that actually work'

'Players treat me with a lot more respect since they found out I'm a retired colonel.'

Basketball

'Did you notice the new planter I bought, dear?'

"How wonderful - I've been looking for an artisan shopping basket for ages."

Larry ignored all their warnings. 'The Big One, Larry. The cage won't protect you if the Big One hits'. And then one day it happened.

'One last test- we need to see how well you jump through a hoop?'

Gumball Machine Fishbowl

'I've lost my basket...'