Dog Basket Enthusiast T-Shirts

Dog Basket - I consent to petting.

Agility God

Puppy.

"Another slander suit!"

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

"Ooh, another unsuspecting victim."

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

'What are the chances? I mean, all 10 players simultaneously dive for a loose ball and conk heads?'

"I've just got this thing about hanging baskets"

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

"Something about this proposed merger with Wickery Basket Company makes me nervous."

'Mush, mush, mush.'

"You're lucky you don't get carved this time of year."

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

"That's for our son. . . the one with a basketball scholarship!"

'We had a power surge, and the electronic scoreboard seems to have tapped into the CIA's computer.'

'Well, here's your answer, Schluman. How can I possible promote you to district sales manager if you can't even palm a basketball?'

World Championship Sheepdog Trials.

'These are great seats, Kenny'

Dog Figure Skating

"Can you play something the neighbor's dog doesn't know?"

"The baskets help me tidy up."

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

Basketball net that shreds the basketball.

'CSI: Basketball.'

Horse's first introduction to native Americans.

"I strongly suggest that you reinvent yourself!"

'Show's over. Move along. Nothing to see here...'

Dirk Nowitzki

'I think I'm getting my ratings from my last game.'

"Oh great, Mister-I-can't-ever-catch-anything-that's-actually-alive is coming over to take it out on us again."

John Wooden.

'You have the right to remain silent.'

"Here it comes, another one of his classic non-apologies."

'I always wanted to sleep with the star of the game.'