Dog Basket Enthusiast Gifts

Dog Basket - I consent to petting.

Agility God

Puppy.

"Another slander suit!"

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

"Ooh, another unsuspecting victim."

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

'What are the chances? I mean, all 10 players simultaneously dive for a loose ball and conk heads?'

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

"I've just got this thing about hanging baskets"

"Something about this proposed merger with Wickery Basket Company makes me nervous."

'Mush, mush, mush.'

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

"You're lucky you don't get carved this time of year."

'Well, here's your answer, Schluman. How can I possible promote you to district sales manager if you can't even palm a basketball?'

Dog Figure Skating

World Championship Sheepdog Trials.

'We had a power surge, and the electronic scoreboard seems to have tapped into the CIA's computer.'

'These are great seats, Kenny'

'CSI: Basketball.'

Horse's first introduction to native Americans.

Basketball net that shreds the basketball.

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

"The baskets help me tidy up."

"I strongly suggest that you reinvent yourself!"

'I think I'm getting my ratings from my last game.'

John Wooden.

9 items or less at the gates of heaven

'I always wanted to sleep with the star of the game.'

'Show's over. Move along. Nothing to see here...'

"Here it comes, another one of his classic non-apologies."

'You have the right to remain silent.'

"Oh great, Mister-I-can't-ever-catch-anything-that's-actually-alive is coming over to take it out on us again."