Basket Case Jester Gifts

"No cause for alarm Luv, that's my basket sales!"

'Look at you. You're a basket case.'

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

'How about a game of cards?'

Gary turns 40.

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

"#notguilty."

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Yawning barristers in court

"I say we move on to dessert."

"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée."

'Don't worry boss, it's probably archaic!'

Portrait of a Serial Attorney.

'They named special prosecutors to investigate each other.'

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

"Just one more outburst and I can have this chicken tenderized."

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

Basketball.

"Dave here, is a lawyer. But don't be too impressed, he only specialises in petty crime."

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

Justice 4 Ron

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

'He started it!'

'It was more than my finest hour, Paltrow. It was my finest billable hour.'