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"No cause for alarm Luv, that's my basket sales!"

'Look at you. You're a basket case.'

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

Gary turns 40.

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

'How about a game of cards?'

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

"#notguilty."

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Yawning barristers in court

"I say we move on to dessert."

'Don't worry boss, it's probably archaic!'

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

Basketball.

'They named special prosecutors to investigate each other.'

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

"Just one more outburst and I can have this chicken tenderized."

Justice 4 Ron

Portrait of a Serial Attorney.

"Dave here, is a lawyer. But don't be too impressed, he only specialises in petty crime."

"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée."

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.'