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"My advice is: don't put all your eggs in one basket."

'How about a game of cards?'

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

Gary turns 40.

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

'Let's go over our secret play.'

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

"If we learned anything in law school, we learned that you can never have enough wiggle room."

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

'Look at you. You're a basket case.'

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

'I believe my trainee is putting together the trial bundle for you now.'

'Brain surgery, right?'

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

"Better get two dozen. She won't be able to hit you as hard with both arms full."

'Ring around the rosey ...'

'... And then Goldsmith here, said to him: 'Never mind, if you're innocent you have nothing to worry about'.'

'I'm feeling a little remiss about missing both free throws.'

Basketball Players Working Together

'Wanna play? We need another body... er... one more player.'

Truth, justice and a damn good lawyer.

'On the other hand, if we accept confessions extracted under torture then soon they won't need lawyers.'

Raffia Mafia - "Vinny, there's some nice baskets comin' in through Queens."

"What!?"

"Relax - not only does the devil have the best tunes, he's also got a great lawyer."

'Mom's in the bedroom trying on scenarios.'

"You've been chewed up and spitout by some very prestigious firms."

"No cause for alarm Luv, that's my basket sales!"

"You've come to the right lawyer. I not only do divorces, I also specialise in bankruptcy proceedings."

The firm took a Good Lawyed/Bad Lawyer approach to cases.

'Finally, I have a player on the floor who can run the offense.'

'According to my computer this is going to be expensive.'