Courtroom Strategist T-Shirts

Maze of Legalities: Do not enter without an attorney.

'I TOLD you we should run it by legal first!'

"This firm has a long history of bringing gravitas to frivolous lawsuits."

'Yeah, but look at the money we saved by your acting as your own attorney.'

'Our first plan of action is to figure out how you can pay my fee.'

Truth, justice and a damn good lawyer.

'And I thought she was high maintenance when we were married.'

"Keep your answers short and don't get defensive. That's my job."

'I knew we were in trouble when our lawyers started hiring lawyers.'

"If it weren't for threatening letters I would hardly write at all."

'We're lawyers... 'live and let live' would be bad for business.'

"You've come to the right lawyer. I not only do divorces, I also specialise in bankruptcy proceedings."

The firm took a Good Lawyed/Bad Lawyer approach to cases.

"Refresh my memory: Are you my lawyer or my lawyer's lawyer?"

'If you want a speedy trial, why do you keep objecting?'

"Either we change the name order or one of us has to go."

'I believe my trainee is putting together the trial bundle for you now.'

"If we learned anything in law school, we learned that you can never have enough wiggle room."

"Let's play David and Goliath. You'll be David and I'll be the ACLU."

"If someone is worth suing, he's worth suing well."

'... And then Goldsmith here, said to him: 'Never mind, if you're innocent you have nothing to worry about'.'

"The bad news is that she got your medical coverage plan and dropped you!"

'Brain surgery, right?'

'On the other hand, if we accept confessions extracted under torture then soon they won't need lawyers.'

'We can be on the ground and suing in no time!'

'According to my computer this is going to be expensive.'

'We're a very progressive law firm. We just bought our own ambulance.'

'You DID help create new jobs.. but they were all for lawyers.'

"I don't just defend the accused -- I ensure the integrity of the legal system, despite knowing you're all guilty as hell."

"He's across the street at the bus stop, but if you send in a high-powered attorney, we can take him from here."

"You've been chewed up and spitout by some very prestigious firms."

Recruiting litigation lawyers is ALWAYS tricky..my last one took me to court for the emotional and professional damage I caused him by NOT considering him for a position I wasn't asked to fill.

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof.