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Trial by Media

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

Gary turns 40.

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"Miss Frobisher, could you get me the State of Arizona V's the Apache Nation file?"

Sue The Bastards

'The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth in what sense?'

Puppy.

"I propose legislation to simplify Brexit - the Americans are having a hard time following it."

'Look at you. You're a basket case.'

Fairtale prosecutions.

Justice

Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice

Lights Action Camera Justice

"Overruled."

Bill Barr kicks Lady Justice

"If the 'Disorderly Conduct' charge is dropped, your Honor, my client will plead guilty to the lesser charge of 'Zany Antics'."

Blind Justice with Missiles instead of Scales.

'Two new NBA franchises: The 'Wall Street Bulls' and the 'Main street bears'.'

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

Dumping The Death Penalty

Medellin erases the image of Escobar

"It was a crime of passion, not the defendant's offense, out verdict."

Upload Filter

'... and in a startling development, 5 Supreme Court decisions were overturned by Judge Judy...'

"I put all my eggs in different basket, like you said."

Supreme Court Crunch

"Wait, what if we convinced the jury that, while they're wasting their time with me, the real Socrates is still at large?"

Audiovisual law

The Manipulation of Justice