Basket Case Analysists Prints

'So tell me, what is it about your life that isn't making sense to you.'

Trial by Media

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

Gary turns 40.

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

The Jose Padilla Experience

Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.

"I propose legislation to simplify Brexit - the Americans are having a hard time following it."

"Miss Frobisher, could you get me the State of Arizona V's the Apache Nation file?"

'The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth in what sense?'

Puppy.

Sue The Bastards

Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice

Justice

'Look at you. You're a basket case.'

Fairtale prosecutions.

"Overruled."

Lights Action Camera Justice

Bill Barr kicks Lady Justice

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'Two new NBA franchises: The 'Wall Street Bulls' and the 'Main street bears'.'

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

Blind Justice with Missiles instead of Scales.

Medellin erases the image of Escobar

Dumping The Death Penalty

"If the 'Disorderly Conduct' charge is dropped, your Honor, my client will plead guilty to the lesser charge of 'Zany Antics'."

"It was a crime of passion, not the defendant's offense, out verdict."

'... and in a startling development, 5 Supreme Court decisions were overturned by Judge Judy...'

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten! (Published previously September 25, 2006.)

The Affirmative Action Wars

"I put all my eggs in different basket, like you said."

"Wait, what if we convinced the jury that, while they're wasting their time with me, the real Socrates is still at large?"

Supreme Court Crunch

Audiovisual law