Basket Case Strategist Gifts

"My advice is: don't put all your eggs in one basket."

'How about a game of cards?'

Gary turns 40.

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

'Let's go over our secret play.'

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"If we learned anything in law school, we learned that you can never have enough wiggle room."

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

'Look at you. You're a basket case.'

'I believe my trainee is putting together the trial bundle for you now.'

The pass the ball to Jones for a three=pointer. I wish I got to shoot sometimes. Me too. Public Health Dept. Vaccine Distribution. Distributing the vaccine is just like when we were coaching basketball. We draw up a plan which specifies who gets the shots. And whatever we decide some people will be unhappy.

'Brain surgery, right?'

'It just came out. It handles forehands, backhands and overheads all in one motion.'

'So tell me, what is it about your life that isn't making sense to you.'

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

"Better get two dozen. She won't be able to hit you as hard with both arms full."

'Ring around the rosey ...'

'I'm feeling a little remiss about missing both free throws.'

'... And then Goldsmith here, said to him: 'Never mind, if you're innocent you have nothing to worry about'.'

Basketball Players Working Together

Truth, justice and a damn good lawyer.

'Wanna play? We need another body... er... one more player.'

'Mom's in the bedroom trying on scenarios.'

Raffia Mafia - "Vinny, there's some nice baskets comin' in through Queens."

"Relax - not only does the devil have the best tunes, he's also got a great lawyer."

'On the other hand, if we accept confessions extracted under torture then soon they won't need lawyers.'

"What!?"

"You've been chewed up and spitout by some very prestigious firms."

"No cause for alarm Luv, that's my basket sales!"

"You've come to the right lawyer. I not only do divorces, I also specialise in bankruptcy proceedings."

The firm took a Good Lawyed/Bad Lawyer approach to cases.

"My mistake. It was the mailman."

'OK, here's the play, based on your prorated salaries...'