Doggie Basket Case Gifts

Puppy.

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

Gary turns 40.

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

Dog Basket - I consent to petting.

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

"Ooh, another unsuspecting victim."

"I'll walk, you shovel."

The pet elevator: Because sometimes the pet steps are just too much work.

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

"I won't need a doggie bag."

Raffia Mafia - "Vinny, there's some nice baskets comin' in through Queens."

'I'm taking the leftovers home, so suggest something my dog will enjoy.'

Hang Time Fido

"Would you like a 'scratching' or 'non-scratching' room?"

"How do you like my doggy bag?"

I brought food!

9 items or less at the gates of heaven

'She even lies about her dog's age!'

"Ideally, I'm looking for something effective, yet doesn't scream 'flea collar'."

The Niche Economy

A woman holds a sling which has her dog in it.

'You would forget the doggie bag!'

"I'm taking him out to do his 'job'."

(Attack Dog) (It's about character stupid!)

"How wonderful - I've been looking for an artisan shopping basket for ages."

'Slow down George, I don't like the way that idiot is weaving all over the road.' (A guy on the road weaving a basket).

'If her dog likes the leftovers, we'll get a good review.'

'Yes, it's a flea-collar, but it's a designer flea-collar!'

"I really can't explain it too much except to say that it's part of a court order."

"Every Easter I become a basket case."

"The booties were one thing, nut the socks with her face on them is a step too far."

Winter Dog