Doggie Bag Enthusiasts Gifts

'You would forget the doggie bag!'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

To them it's just a Prada handbag

Pinata good bags.

Dog Bookends

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

"Which free tote goes best?"

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

Scratch 'n' sniff edition...

"I won't need a doggie bag."

'I'm taking the leftovers home, so suggest something my dog will enjoy.'

"He's suffering from heat exhaustion, may I suggest removing his coat?"

'Don't you think you're spoiling him...installling an automatic doggie door?'

Bag Lady.

"Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania."

"Would you like a 'scratching' or 'non-scratching' room?"

'I know I have a name to live by, but I'd rather wear sandals in summer...'

'Best bear dog I ever had.'

"It's the best bag I've ever had, I can get everything in it."

Commuter X-Ray

When the breeder sold Steve ‘a great game dog,' he didn't mention that the dog's great game was on-line poker.

"At last, legislation allows cats and dogs to share the same litter box."

Handbags Authenticated

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

Adventure

Death carries a bag for life

Dalmartian Landing

The Jackal Lantern

Bookmaker: Tote Bag.

Motorbike with side car is chased by a dog with a side car.

'OK, you can play ball with me, but don't chew on it! Your brother's ruined five of my balls already...'