Doggie Bag Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'You would forget the doggie bag!'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

To them it's just a Prada handbag

Dog Bookends

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

"Which free tote goes best?"

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

"I won't need a doggie bag."

'Don't you think you're spoiling him...installling an automatic doggie door?'

Scratch 'n' sniff edition...

'I'm taking the leftovers home, so suggest something my dog will enjoy.'

"He's suffering from heat exhaustion, may I suggest removing his coat?"

Bag Lady.

"Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania."

"Would you like a 'scratching' or 'non-scratching' room?"

'I know I have a name to live by, but I'd rather wear sandals in summer...'

"At last, legislation allows cats and dogs to share the same litter box."

Commuter X-Ray

'Best bear dog I ever had.'

"It's the best bag I've ever had, I can get everything in it."

When the breeder sold Steve ‘a great game dog,' he didn't mention that the dog's great game was on-line poker.

Handbags Authenticated

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

Adventure

Death carries a bag for life

Dalmartian Landing

The Jackal Lantern

Motorbike with side car is chased by a dog with a side car.

Bookmaker: Tote Bag.

'OK, you can play ball with me, but don't chew on it! Your brother's ruined five of my balls already...'