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Tattoo parlour - "Don't you think your dog looks tough enough without a tattoo?"

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Why do they do that?"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Dog walking Human.

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

Foster failure

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

"Three more years of high school."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

'Super Dog'

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

Sheep dog late for work

Happy Hour

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Lumbar support animal

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."