Doggie Bag Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Yep, same here: they always come back from restaurants with a so-called "doggy-bag", but never give it to me..."

"I won't need a doggie bag."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

To them it's just a Prada handbag

"I just wonder if the brand name is too obvious."

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

'I told you to keep the rice in a plastic bag.'

"Which free tote goes best?"

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

"We'd like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand on a handbag."

'I'm taking the leftovers home, so suggest something my dog will enjoy.'

Handbags at dawn. A typical bout of fisticuffs on the rugby pitch.

Sheepdog

"He's suffering from heat exhaustion, may I suggest removing his coat?"

Bag Lady.

"Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania."

"Would you like a 'scratching' or 'non-scratching' room?"

Commuter X-Ray

"It's the best bag I've ever had, I can get everything in it."

Handbags Authenticated

Bookmaker: Tote Bag.

Adventure

"I'm worried I didn't bring the right bag"

Death carries a bag for life

Dog checks out His Master's Website.

"...and do you promise to love, honor, and carry all the stuff that won't fit in her purse..."

"Do you have room in your bag for this?"

"Looks like Rex is ready for his walk."