Doggy Bag Gourmet Gifts

'I'm taking the leftovers home, so suggest something my dog will enjoy.'

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

Dog Chow Mein

"Kibbled, canned and frozen were non-starters. But he'll often accept a ice ribeye as long as it's been properly dry aged."

'That's not exactly what I had in mind.'

"I won't need a doggie bag."

'I know you are doing your best, but it will be great when Pat comes home.'

"That tasted like s**t. We'll have another order of it."

Reality Show Host

"They say I'm spoiled, whatever that means."

"I think I'll go for the Barf Bits du Jour."

"Some dehydrated corn and bone meal for the gentleman, perhaps?"

"Where do you draw the line?"

"Oh, come on, Honey, he's a dog...he's not gonna notice that we gave him cheaper dog food!"

'You would forget the doggie bag!'

"Wait! I forgot the garnish."

"Amusing bouquet, without being hilarious."

A woman holds a sling which has her dog in it.

Water. Food. Garnish.

"We'll be needing a high chair for spot."

'This is is a Merlot...I didstinctly asked for a Cabernet Sauvignon! '

'If her dog likes the leftovers, we'll get a good review.'

'I'll take your word for it that dog food tastes good on crackers.'

'Hey - these things are pretty good!'

'I'd like all the fat that was removed from my meal put in a bag for my doggy.'

"I'm so tired of eating meals from a can...I could spit!"

'Eugh. This is awful. I'm not the hugest fan of licorice, but this one I found on the sidewalk is disgusting.'

'I think you're eating my pup tarts.'

"Yep, same here: they always come back from restaurants with a so-called "doggy-bag", but never give it to me..."