Bookshelf Aficionados T-Shirts

"Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one."

Reading my Critics

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"I try to write a little bit every day."

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

'He was a great writer'

Tequila Mockingbird

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

So You've Cloned Yourself

Thomas Keneally

'Publshing Books for Dummies.'

Monster Self-Help

"There goes our early night."

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

"Do you think Trump has read 'Contemporary Relativism and the Death of Meaning'?"

Meet the author

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

The joy of sects.

Learn yourself English.

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

Book market

Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.