Bookcase Adventurer Gifts

I could win this case if I could figure out how to get those books!

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'Bring out yer books!'

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

Childrens Books. This pop-up book would make a great 3-D movie!

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

I don't want a story that helps kids make sense of the world – I want a world that lets kids just enjoy a nonsense story.

"I'm after the history section."

Crime in bookshop

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

The lesser known active volcanoes.

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

Mysteries.

"Wow - A flying Chaucer!!"

'To be honest, that's all most people read.'

Universe of reading

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

Information...

Supernatural book - The Unexplained

'There's more to me than my books, you know.'

A new book with a little bit of this and a little bit of that.

'I want something by Anais Nin... but not the naughty Anais Nin!'

Theory of Gravity

Stephen King: The Bookstore

"Let me guess: Step two, add sand."

"Love the exposed chessboard."

Back to School

Returning to reading

'I'm looking for something not too heavy.'

(The really ugly duckling)

'Put them there because we can't figure why they're successful!'

Noisy Books