Bookcase Adventurer Mugs

I could win this case if I could figure out how to get those books!

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'Bring out yer books!'

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

Crime in bookshop

"I'm after the history section."

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

"Wow - A flying Chaucer!!"

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

The lesser known active volcanoes.

Mysteries.

'To be honest, that's all most people read.'

Universe of reading

Supernatural book - The Unexplained

'There's more to me than my books, you know.'

Information...

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

A new book with a little bit of this and a little bit of that.

Theory of Gravity

Stephen King: The Bookstore

'I want something by Anais Nin... but not the naughty Anais Nin!'

"Let me guess: Step two, add sand."

"Love the exposed chessboard."

Returning to reading

Back to School

'I'm looking for something not too heavy.'

'Put them there because we can't figure why they're successful!'

(The really ugly duckling)

"Mom says you are going to play in the sand."

S&M Lovers, "Not tonight dear... I haven't got a headache."