Yearbook Enthusiast Pillows

'Remember when you wrote, 'Let's keep in touch' in my yearbook? Well here I am.'

Cucumber yearbooks,

Yearbook

Pretending you're popular.

"How about a note for my yearbook?"

"Look what Sylvia Sanchez wrote in my yearbook! I didn't know I was so special to her!"

"Sign my yearbook?"

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

Two Generations of Readers

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"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

"Expedition log #57: Like the rest of the week, I expect today will be another uneventful day."

"Well if it isn't Mr J.R.Hartley!"

"Enjoy university darling, and don't come back during the holidays, we're going to air BnB your room."

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

"Although your discovery is very important, the consensus is that your article about it lacked suspense, and was completely devoid of humor."

"I'd never have known the joys of a journal if my attorney hadn't insisted I keep one."

Books*. *Batteries not included.

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

Rare Books / Exceedingly Rare Books / Never Published Books

Balding eagle looking back through his yearbook.

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

Cookery/Bestsellers/Humour/Art.

I don't know what it is, but it's a textbook case of something.

Edit the Author 6-7

"Then write it up for The Journal of Surprising Discoveries."

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

Hypnotizing Women

Returning to reading

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

"It's my New Year!"

One line a day... Diary 2020

'Make appointments for all the people I don't like using the Mayan calendar.'