Meeting Nostalgist T-Shirts

"Since he retired he misses his meetings."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

If you give a mouse a french cookie

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

His master's voice

"When I was young, music and lyrics were important! Now it's all about production...it's all jiggly butts, smoke, sexy clothes and crazy videos!"

"Horton hears The Who!"

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'

His Master Voice Desert Island

'Walkman' 'Shuffle man'

"Can I call you back? I'm creating happy memories of my childhood for my father."

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

'Do you by any chance have any conservatory music?'

"I don't get it...there are so many cool new bands out...but it looks like you haven't bought anything in forever!"

"He're the pitch; a sequel to 'Yesterday', but instead of The Beatles, it's The Carpenters. We'll call it 'Yesterday, Once More'."

New York, London, Paris, Munich, Everybody Talk About Pop Music

'Your problem is that you're a Johnny Carson guy in a Jay Leno world.'

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Life before fitness trackers.

"When we were young, our parents looked upon our music with contempt... as noise!"

"How we met is quite unusual, we met in a pub."

'I haven't gained much weight...I'll bet I can still fit into the pants I wore in high school...'