Future Nostalgists T-Shirts

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Balloon Kids

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

"I'll never forget you."

'How was I to know that my invisible friend was so rambunctious?'

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

Rapunzel as a child.

'I'll count to ten thousand: Go and hide...'

"I wanted a balloon puppy, not a balloon vision of my sad corporate future."

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

'Come quick, Mrs. Dumpty! Your son fell off the wall!'

'Previously on 'Mummies and Daddies...''

"I play 'backside'. My 'backside' is always sitting on the bench."

"Sure, e-mail is faster . . . but I miss biting the mailman!"

"I'm looking for a day care provider. . . besides TV."

Boys happy playing and singing in the snow and ice

"Can I call you back? I'm creating happy memories of my childhood for my father."

'Dad...why would I ever want to get out of the first grade? I love first grade!'

"Someday we'll look back on these and-times and be really envious."

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

Workers constructing barcodes

'I've been unfaithful to you - last night I slept with my train set.'

"O.K., now, when a teacher comes out, everybody look straight up."

New York, London, Paris, Munich, Everybody Talk About Pop Music

'Yes, I'm writing the message down.'

'I had a lot of fun at school today...there was a hostile take over in the cafeteria.'

"Since he retired he misses his meetings."

"See Dick text. Text, Dick. Text."

Great gift ideas for the older man.

Eighties Throwback.