Cultural Nostalgist Gifts

A Jewish cobbler injures himself and sees many Star of David symbols instead of stars.

Lennon and McCartney.

"This next one's another oldie."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

Art Garfunkel.

Neil Young

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

'Oh no! You're obviously smaller than me, Joy!' 'You're not fat, 'cause those pants were tight on me too Verl.'

If you give a mouse a french cookie

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

'If only Darwin could have seen this!'

The King In The Rain.

Rapunzel as a child.

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

His master's voice

I suppose industrial pollution is the price of progress, but I still miss that old world atmosphere.

"When I was young, music and lyrics were important! Now it's all about production...it's all jiggly butts, smoke, sexy clothes and crazy videos!"

"Horton hears The Who!"

"Can't believe you've still got an eight-track player in this thing."

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'

His Master Voice Desert Island

'Walkman' 'Shuffle man'

"I'm looking for a day care provider. . . besides TV."

"Living...in...the...1970s...must...have...been...DYN-O-MITE!"

Boys happy playing and singing in the snow and ice

'Dad...why would I ever want to get out of the first grade? I love first grade!'

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

"Someday we'll look back on these and-times and be really envious."