Cultural Nostalgist T-Shirts

A Jewish cobbler injures himself and sees many Star of David symbols instead of stars.

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

'Oh no! You're obviously smaller than me, Joy!' 'You're not fat, 'cause those pants were tight on me too Verl.'

If you give a mouse a french cookie

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

'If only Darwin could have seen this!'

The King In The Rain.

Rapunzel as a child.

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

"Horton hears The Who!"

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

"When I was young, music and lyrics were important! Now it's all about production...it's all jiggly butts, smoke, sexy clothes and crazy videos!"

His master's voice

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'

'Walkman' 'Shuffle man'

"I'm looking for a day care provider. . . besides TV."

Boys happy playing and singing in the snow and ice

His Master Voice Desert Island

"Someday we'll look back on these and-times and be really envious."

'Dad...why would I ever want to get out of the first grade? I love first grade!'

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

"I don't get it...there are so many cool new bands out...but it looks like you haven't bought anything in forever!"