Western Nostalgist T-Shirts

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

Dawing your Cellphone

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

'I always thought a dogfight was a lot of snarling and walking around stiff-legged.'

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

If you give a mouse a french cookie

Wild West Text Showdown

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

'The autopsy revealed he was indeed a yellow-bellied, lily-livered varmint!'

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

CW 'Text' Yomp Sidekicks: Attorneys-at-law,

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

'Run really fast toward the cactus and then just stop. It freaks them out.'