Ironic Nostalgia Seeker Gifts

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

Sliding Down the Banister

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."

"Cool, jigsaw box!"

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

"I've looked at their viewer profiles and if we watch this channel we'll be 20 years younger."

Flava Superba

"They grow up so quickly."

'You take that back! My mom is too a virgin.'

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

"All my life is passing before me - including the deleted scenes..."

"Every once in a while he gets nostalgic for Woodstock."

"It's from HQ, they're replacing me with a younger man!"

Harcourt's Defeat in 1895 Election

Who said romance is dead?

'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

'My first tattoo...'

'Aaar! Walk the person planked on the plank!'

''To listen to the sea, press 1...'