Ironic Nostalgia Seeker Mugs

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

He wanted a different one.

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."

"Cool, jigsaw box!"

Cary Grant

Sliding Down the Banister

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

Robert Mitchum

"It's from HQ, they're replacing me with a younger man!"

"All my life is passing before me - including the deleted scenes..."

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

"I've looked at their viewer profiles and if we watch this channel we'll be 20 years younger."

"Every once in a while he gets nostalgic for Woodstock."

'You take that back! My mom is too a virgin.'

Harcourt's Defeat in 1895 Election

"They grow up so quickly."

Flava Superba

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

Who said romance is dead?

'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

Idiot's Guide to Programming a VCR.

Trilby - 'Malbrouck s'en va-t'en guerre'.

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

'My first tattoo...'