Retro Style Seeker Pillows

"I'm just waiting to become fashionable again"

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Pampered and poodled.

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Old rocker.

Jarvis Cocker

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Mister Pretty Shoes

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"I don't like your application."

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

"Do you do much walking?"

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

Changing Room Decisions