Retro Book Lover T-Shirts

Where's Waldo's Phone?

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Nathaniel Hawthorne

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

Fossil record player.

1930's Lady.

Colonial Larrysburg.

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

Groovy Baby

Charles Dickens

Young Elvis

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

Welcome to a parallel universe. It's like 50 years ago, man. Coffee costs a quarter, tie-dye is groovy, there is a draft. Lots of differences: Free love, man. Corporations are evil. And some similarities. Joy is a new 8-track player. Shut yer #@$% yapper!

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

'I miss the great depression.'

F&E International. I miss the days when the import/export business was easy come/easy go.

Hippie Edibles Co.

"The record player is skipping again."

Milly and the Student

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

In the eighties, Americans knew how to be Americans. Big cars. Big radios. Big hair. Everything was big. Unfortunately, I was so buff that all my huge stuff looked tiny in comparison. So I would loan my stuff to the skinniest, wimpiest kid I could find. Hold this. Let me reminisce vicariously through you. (Sigh.) Those were the days. Is it working?