Retro Story Lovers Gifts

Jerome Higgins, World Champion of boring people to death.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

Fossil record player.

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

Colonial Larrysburg.

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

Groovy Baby

"Expedition log #57: Like the rest of the week, I expect today will be another uneventful day."

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

"The record player is skipping again."

'I miss the great depression.'

Hippie Edibles Co.

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

Mangle