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Alexander Pope

Felix Mendelssohn

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

Piano Keyboard

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Henrik Ibsen,

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

'Caesar salad?'

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Goddess

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'

Gustav Holst

Selfie

Sergei Taneyev

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

Dante's Undiscovered Prequels

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

Tosca on the balcony

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

Seneca

Mark Twain

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

The furies

The definitive turning point in The Great Terrier-Squirrel War was the now-famous Trojan Acorn Maneuver.

The Mother Of Damocles