Classics Aficionados Pillows

Alexander Pope

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Felix Mendelssohn

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

Piano Keyboard

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

Henrik Ibsen,

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

'Caesar salad?'

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Goddess

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'

Gustav Holst

Selfie

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

Sergei Taneyev

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

Seneca

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

The definitive turning point in The Great Terrier-Squirrel War was the now-famous Trojan Acorn Maneuver.

The furies

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

Tosca on the balcony

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

The Mother Of Damocles

Michail Glinka

Mark Twain

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )