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"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

Applause

Love is when you watch television together.

"The end of my favorite series is near."

Succession 2

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

'Now that's Real TV!'

"What would you like to watch again?"

'Those viewers who disagree with our editorial on TV violence has better keep their big mouths shut!'

I see he's still "working" from home.

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

'I can't find the words to express my anger with you.' - 'She needs a dictionary.'

I don't care what happened on ER. This doctor patient relationship is not going to descend into unbridled passion.

'Shakespeare's Tragedies and Sitcoms.' 'The Bard sells out.'

"Turns out the squatch I thought I had filmed was actually Bobo from that show 'Finding Bigfoot'. . . He said he forgot to shave!"

"As I recall, Leonard, when we first watched 'The Honeymooners' you said that it marked the decline and fall of Western culture."

'We know you are a serious actress..'

Larry David

Love Bites: The Dating Game - "No, he loves me more!"

Pop goes the weasel.

"Would you consider selling me the TV and movie rights to what you just told me?"

Lifeguard.