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My aunt astonishes me

A stranger calls to see me

The Philip Marlow family

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Honoré de Balzac

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Sock Puppet in Literature

Thomas Hardy

'E-books?'

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

About the curriculum. The contemporary novel from Austen to Dickens...

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Changes at home

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

My Aunt's Left Hook Expels Uriah From The Chaise

Redlaw and the Phantom

"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."

Mark Twain and Charles Dickens make a joint appearance on the lecture circuit

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

A.M Gorky

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

'Oooh. By Emily Bronte. A very controversial book...Cruelty! Passion! Death! Risky territory for a woman author in the 1800s.'

"You're incredibly tight."

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

Frontispiece to 'The Pickwick Papers'

"I've sewn on 2 right hands, and have made you ambidextrous!"

"You'll never believe who's here."

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"