Collecting Classic Novels Pillows

My aunt astonishes me

A stranger calls to see me

Charlotte's Barcode.

The Philip Marlow family

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Honoré de Balzac

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Sock Puppet in Literature

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Thomas Hardy

'E-books?'

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

Changes at home

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

About the curriculum. The contemporary novel from Austen to Dickens...

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

My Aunt's Left Hook Expels Uriah From The Chaise

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

Redlaw and the Phantom

"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."

A.M Gorky

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

Mark Twain and Charles Dickens make a joint appearance on the lecture circuit

Bram Stoker

'Oooh. By Emily Bronte. A very controversial book...Cruelty! Passion! Death! Risky territory for a woman author in the 1800s.'

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

"I've sewn on 2 right hands, and have made you ambidextrous!"

"You'll never believe who's here."

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

"You're incredibly tight."