Collecting Novels Pillows

At Home with the Hard Boiled - "Hey Marsha how 'bout some bourbon..."

Romantic Fiction...

"I thought you might like to have a merrier brain for the new millennium!"

Trilby - 'Wistful and sweet.'

Trilby - 'Three nice clean Englishmen'.

'My wife here has the body of a twenty year old. . . Also the brain of a thirty-nine year old, legs of a twenty-four year old. . .

Bird using a human finger for a fountain pen.

"I've sewn on 2 right hands, and have made you ambidextrous!"

John le Carre goes to MI6 heaven-RIP

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"Meet The Author"

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

Rare Books

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Characters jumping out of a book.

Great British Eccentrics.

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

The Shrinking Dollar.