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'Mr. Weller Attacks the Executive of Ipswich'

Frankenstein's Monster gets a tattoo

Opening to Ch. 38

The Emigrants

Redlaw and the Phantom

Mr. Swiveller to the rescue

Trilby - 'Is she a LADY, Mr. Wynne?'

Trilby - 'The last they saw of Svengali'.

'Eeewwww... Can't I swear on a good work of historical fiction, like 'The Grapes of Wrath, or Doctor Zhivago?''

Charles Dickens

'I think it's past its sell-by date.'

Alexander Dumas.

"I've sewn on 2 right hands, and have made you ambidextrous!"

"Who were you on the night of the 12th?"

Oliver Twist

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Honoré de Balzac

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Sock Puppet in Literature

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

The Philip Marlow family

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

'E-books?'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."

Mark Twain and Charles Dickens make a joint appearance on the lecture circuit

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

A.M Gorky

'Oooh. By Emily Bronte. A very controversial book...Cruelty! Passion! Death! Risky territory for a woman author in the 1800s.'

'It's time you knew the truth. You're not my real son. You're a novelization.'

Mr. Stryver at Tellson's Bank

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

"Call me Ishmael."