Classic Novel Collector Mugs

'Mr. Weller Attacks the Executive of Ipswich'

Frankenstein's Monster gets a tattoo

Opening to Ch. 38

The Emigrants

Redlaw and the Phantom

Mr. Swiveller to the rescue

Trilby - 'Is she a LADY, Mr. Wynne?'

Trilby - 'The last they saw of Svengali'.

'Eeewwww... Can't I swear on a good work of historical fiction, like 'The Grapes of Wrath, or Doctor Zhivago?''

Charles Dickens

'I think it's past its sell-by date.'

Alexander Dumas.

"I've sewn on 2 right hands, and have made you ambidextrous!"

"Who were you on the night of the 12th?"

Oliver Twist

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Honoré de Balzac

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Sock Puppet in Literature

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

'E-books?'

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

The Philip Marlow family

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Mark Twain and Charles Dickens make a joint appearance on the lecture circuit

"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

A.M Gorky

'Oooh. By Emily Bronte. A very controversial book...Cruelty! Passion! Death! Risky territory for a woman author in the 1800s.'

'It's time you knew the truth. You're not my real son. You're a novelization.'

"You'll never believe who's here."

Mr. Stryver at Tellson's Bank