Classic Book Collector Mugs

Nicholas recognises the young lady unknown

"If I meet one more person who thinks a whale is a fish!..."

Oliver Twist - Oliver,with the Pickpocketing Artful Dodger's Mode

Alice in Wonderland - Father William Balances an Eel on the End of his Nose.

Alice in Wonderland - The Mad Hatter.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Walrus and Carpenter.

Lady Dedlock in the wood

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

'E-books?'

'Now, don't panic, but I'm referring you to Dr, Jekyll,'

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Nathaniel Hawthorne

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

Divine Desk Bins

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'A is for Arse.'

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Changes at home

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

"I have an app for that."

Redlaw and the Phantom

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

Charles Dickens

You trip on it, you buy it.

"If history has taught us anything, it's taught us that there have been a ridiculous number of books written about history."

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

"I've sewn on 2 right hands, and have made you ambidextrous!"

Home Sweet Second Home.