Classic Book Collectors Mugs

A gracious invitation

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Nathaniel Hawthorne

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

Divine Desk Bins

The Philip Marlow family

'E-books?'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'A is for Arse.'

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

Changes at home

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

"I have an app for that."

Redlaw and the Phantom

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

Charles Dickens

"I've sewn on 2 right hands, and have made you ambidextrous!"

You trip on it, you buy it.

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

Home Sweet Second Home.

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

"If history has taught us anything, it's taught us that there have been a ridiculous number of books written about history."

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

"I feel like I have a book in me."

The Meeting