Vintage Novel Collector T-Shirts

Trilby - 'Repentance'

Trilby - 'For Gecko'.

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

Early Colour TV

The original paperless office

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

The Philip Marlow family

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

Pre-Television Man Caves

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

Redlaw and the Phantom

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

JET (Part I)

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

'It's time you knew the truth. You're not my real son. You're a novelization.'

"I've sewn on 2 right hands, and have made you ambidextrous!"

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

"If history has taught us anything, it's taught us that there have been a ridiculous number of books written about history."

"Perhaps you're right. Maybe we should upgrade our computer system."

Abandoned Vehicles Along The Information Superhighway.

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

Charles Dickens

August 9, 1857: The World's First Elevator Demonstration

"We never talk anymore."

"Someone to collect your works, dear."

D. H. Lawrence