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'This isn't so bad..I used to go door to selling Encyclopaedias.'

D. H. Lawrence

"That's the third time today the copier's broken down!"

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"Meet The Author"

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

Rare Books

Characters jumping out of a book.

Great British Eccentrics.

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

The original paperless office

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Early Colour TV