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Mr. Picwick in chase of his hat

Rape of the Lock- The Baron's Prayer

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"Meet The Author"

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

Rare Books

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Characters jumping out of a book.

Great British Eccentrics.

Cats on Board.

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Sock Puppet in Literature

Shop struggles to sell books about recession: '90 per cent off on all credit crunch books' (Titles incluude: Beat the Crunch! Who's to Blame? We're all Doomed!)

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Do it yourself books.

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Rocking Horse

Sue the Author 3PM

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten