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"Holy cow! What kind of crazy people used to live here anyway?"

The Book of 'Everything You Need To Know.'

Books On Paper

'They're not really rare books - it's that our inventory is in such disarray, they're hard to locate.'

Reference books - Health & Safety.

'We have 'how to' books on most subjects, but we don't seem to have 'How To Dig A Hole'.'

Drive-by shushing.

"Dear Book-of-the-Month Club, I wish to cancel my subscription."

"Only then, did all the king's horses and all the king's men regret not taking a first aid course of some kind."

'Mrs. McWit, reshelving encyclopedias, slips a disk, proving again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.'

Pair o' Keats.

'Books that stayed books.'

'Caught him stealing a book... 'Karma'.'

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

Owl reading 'Who's Who': 'WHOOOO?'

Books: Empty Best Sellers Shelves.

Hedgehog reading Spine Chilling Tales

"If we buy two full price, we can buy another six we don�t really want half price."

How to win friends and Influenza People.

Best Sellers/New Release/Books You Still Haven't Finished Yet Claire

JD Salinger.

"'Genesis' was brilliant! I can't wait for the next installment."

Legal books - Unwritten laws available on audio cassettes.

The Tell-Tale Heart 2: Lost Phone On Vibrate

'I stole it from the library.'

Book ratings.

Rare Books / Exceedingly Rare Books / Never Published Books

Gracie asks for a long list of books for Christmas.

Rudyard Kipling.

Large Print Section of the Library.

'I think you left one off!'

Reading corner.

'I's nice! Fresh eggs, fresh milk and...fresh books.'

If you give a mouse a french cookie

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