Collecting Books Gifts

"Holy cow! What kind of crazy people used to live here anyway?"

The Book of 'Everything You Need To Know.'

Books On Paper

Reference books - Health & Safety.

'They're not really rare books - it's that our inventory is in such disarray, they're hard to locate.'

'We have 'how to' books on most subjects, but we don't seem to have 'How To Dig A Hole'.'

Drive-by shushing.

"Dear Book-of-the-Month Club, I wish to cancel my subscription."

"Only then, did all the king's horses and all the king's men regret not taking a first aid course of some kind."

'Books that stayed books.'

Owl reading 'Who's Who': 'WHOOOO?'

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

Pair o' Keats.

'Caught him stealing a book... 'Karma'.'

'Mrs. McWit, reshelving encyclopedias, slips a disk, proving again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.'

Hedgehog reading Spine Chilling Tales

"If we buy two full price, we can buy another six we don�t really want half price."

Books: Empty Best Sellers Shelves.

The Tell-Tale Heart 2: Lost Phone On Vibrate

'I stole it from the library.'

Best Sellers/New Release/Books You Still Haven't Finished Yet Claire

"'Genesis' was brilliant! I can't wait for the next installment."

Large Print Section of the Library.

Legal books - Unwritten laws available on audio cassettes.

Rare Books / Exceedingly Rare Books / Never Published Books

Rudyard Kipling.

Book ratings.

Boxing Pop-up Book.

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

If you give a mouse a french cookie

Man notices coffee table book called '1000 Best Coffee Table Books'.

Book Shop Shelf

"No, I didn't have to 'google it' to make my diagnosis. I have these expensive books."

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

'I think you left one off!'