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How To Be In the Moment

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

"That's my storage shed. It's where I keep all the densely worded, multi-page documents I've ever received and have no intention of reading."

'A is for Arse.'

'I don't want to be of any trouble, but do you have a copy of,'Winning Through Intimidation'?'

Rudyard Kipling.

Ventriloquist's dummy reads 'Computers for dummies'.

"Of course I'm good. Look at all of these law books!"

It's The Miracle Book!

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Book Shop Shelf

'How to Make Total and Humiliating Failure Work for YOU!'

Herman Melville

Man notices coffee table book called '1000 Best Coffee Table Books'.

'I have twenty cook books and one diet book. I think that may be the problem to my weight gain.'

'Be careful! She loves to curl up by the fire with a good author!'

The Corner Shop.

Condensed Books.

"Read? I don't read. I just collect."

The Only Investment Book You Will Ever Need Vol. II.

"I've only got one book in my library but at least it's in alphabetical order."

"He wrote that brilliant book about that big social trend that never actually happened."

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

Herman Melville Wonders If His Agent Has Oversold Spinoffs from "Moby Dick"

"Those are the books I never had a chance to finish, and those are the books I never had a chance to start."

"Every few years, a book comes along that’s so ahead of its time, so hauntingly beautiful, I’ll buy it and put it on my bookshelf."

"Try this one. It's a first edition."

Dyslexia for Muddies

"It's 'That's where my books are for sale.' You can really only say 'That store sells my book' if they've actually sold any."

Cover Design for the Yellow Book- Unused

Oliver Twist - Oliver Reclaimed by Bill Sykes and Nancy

"But, when there were no weapons of mass destruction, was it worth the invasion, nine-year occupation, the cost in US and Iraq lives at a trillion dollars to make Iraq a democracy..."

Man reading 'Bankruptcy for Dummies'.

Charles Kingsley