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Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

"That's my storage shed. It's where I keep all the densely worded, multi-page documents I've ever received and have no intention of reading."

Rudyard Kipling.

Ventriloquist's dummy reads 'Computers for dummies'.

F. Scott Fitzgerald

'I don't want to be of any trouble, but do you have a copy of,'Winning Through Intimidation'?'

'A is for Arse.'

"Of course I'm good. Look at all of these law books!"

Condensed Books.

"Just let it be."

'I have twenty cook books and one diet book. I think that may be the problem to my weight gain.'

Man notices coffee table book called '1000 Best Coffee Table Books'.

Herman Melville

'How to Make Total and Humiliating Failure Work for YOU!'

'Congratulations. You just bought the book I've put up for auction!'

'Be careful! She loves to curl up by the fire with a good author!'

The Corner Shop.

"Read? I don't read. I just collect."

The Only Investment Book You Will Ever Need Vol. II.

Book Shop Shelf

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"I've only got one book in my library but at least it's in alphabetical order."

It's The Miracle Book!

Forget You: Memoir of an Amnesiac

The Author's Family - First edition, second edition, third edition...

New: Mark Rothko Colouring Books

Man accidently uses 'Book of knots' instead of 'Book of yoga'

Man Covers Up Television in Favour of Books.

'Books of the Century' "Hey they're all in the pile of unread books by the bed!"

"He wrote that brilliant book about that big social trend that never actually happened."

Paranoia Clinic. Book on sale outside is titled; 'I'm OK, You're Out To Get Me.'

I'm also carrying that book around without reading it.

Mr Bumble